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"Your job is to discover the world and then with all your heart realize you failed"

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Oct 10, 2024
1 min

If you want your butt to look huge just add a pleated skirt.

Sit back and enjoy as you realize this type of skirt will also give you an enormous stomach.

Sep 7, 2024
1 min

My daughters' bathroom is decorated like an abandoned mental hospital.

When you struggle with your mental health bad lighting, cracked walls and dingy paint colors add fuel to the fire of insanity. It's been...

Apr 24, 2023
2 min

Announcing - PUSS N BITCH MAGAZINE!

All the mean things you say about us are confirmed here! My spouse and I - let's call him 'Ton' have been married 23 years and have known...

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